Happy Birthday, Leos!

Can you believe it's already August?  This year is in a hurry and is not having any slowdowns! In honor of my mom's birthday, I'd like to take a moment and celebrate some folks born in the 8th month.

 Sam Worthington, (August 2) I am so thankful for your birth!  I'm glad you were born so that I can look at you while I sit through 2+ hours of Christian Bale grunting in Terminator.  Your hotness helped me not get a headache during my two 3D viewings of Avatar, and I really appreciated your wardrobe in Clash of the Titans.  Amen.

 Oh, Whitney.  I'm so glad you were born (August 9)!  I celebrate you for your formerly incredible voice, your amazing wigs, and for making sure I stay away from drugs.

Because, duh.  You're Madonna (August 16).

And finally, I celebrate you, Rupert Grint (August 24).  Thanks for having that ridiculous name.  Thanks for being a ginger.  Thanks for being Harry Potter's BFF.  You rule, and I salute you.

 Wait wait wait!  I almost forgot the King of Pop (August 29)!  For shame!  Michael, thanks for being born into your crazy family, and not into a normal one that might have let you have a good childhood.  Without your psycho dad, we might never have had hits like "Thriller" or "Dancin' Machine."  I'll miss your ever changing face, your high speaking voice, your music.  Being on stage with you was one of the highlights of my life.


Happy birthday to all you Leos/ August Babies!  Happy birthday, Mom!