Bad Infomercial: The Hawaii Chair

Being from Hawaii, I'm used to seeing terrible products marketed as "Hawaiian." Mostly this involves slapping pineapple on something.  A couple of days ago, however, I stumbled on something that takes it to a whole new embarrassing level.

Witness "The Hawaii Chair."  Is it just me, or would you not want to walk in on an office full of people workin' it in this thing?  "No, Grandma, nooooo!"